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儿童笑话|Free Throwing

来源:www.aizhizhuang.com 2024-02-06

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided1 to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun.
They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off. What's so funny? they asked him.
It was great, he said. I farted and my neighbor's house blew up.


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